I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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