So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
last night I used snow as a chaser
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
