So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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