what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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