its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
How external is "for external use only"?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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