She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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