Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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