Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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