That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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