when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
