How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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