ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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