How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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