You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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