Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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