There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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