it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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