Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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