whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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