When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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