I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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