My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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