May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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