She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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