you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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