She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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