Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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