This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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