Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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