I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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