one two three fourrrrnication!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
