in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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