therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Randomize
