the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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