I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It all started with a game of naked twister.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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