erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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