It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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