i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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