How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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