I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
