Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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