We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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