i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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