Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm always down for nudity.
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