I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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