Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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