Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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