Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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