Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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