Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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