I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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