i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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