? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Its about making memories worth repressing
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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