hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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