This is not my ceiling
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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