if we break up, who will get the dealer?
two words...techno handjob
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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