I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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