Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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