Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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