and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
How does one acquire holy water?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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