a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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