Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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